Why aren't you a Trump supporter?

I don’t cotton to rapists

I understand that you can’t just fucking nuke a hurricane

It’s uncool to set up soft porn pics with your own preteen daughter

Why is it rare for someone to despise both the Democrats and Republicans?

I understand geography enough to know that Belgium is not a “beautiful city”, that Paris is not in fucking Germany, that India does share a border with China, that that border is peppered with Bhutan and Nepal, not “Button” and “Nipple”, that time zones exist, that “shithole countries” do not, that “England” and “the UK” are not the same thing, that you cannot build a wall in Colorado to keep out New Mexico, and that the Bronx is not and has never been “a very wonderful place in fucking Germany”

I don’t believe in asking the people of Iowa “how stupid are the people of Iowa”

I don’t respect shameless hucksters who try to sell a vitamin where you have to mail in your pee

Do you think that the Democratic Party of the USA is not fighting back against Trump? And if so, why do you think so?

I have an acute aversion to scumbags

I have a reading level above third grade

I understand that when you lose an election you step the fuck aside and take it like a man rather than invade the Capitol while your loss is being made official just because you’re a fucking snowflake WIMP

Is a man over 50 not married no kids a red flag?

I have no sicko desire to control women or have a bizarro hangup with “blood”

I don’t hold serial bankrupters in high regard

authoritarians can get down on the floor and bite my ass, yesterday

What are some difficulties in a JEE aspirant's life?

I know what Nikki Haley’s authority with the National Guard is

I actually pay taxes

I know the difference between Sioux City and Sioux Falls and even Sioux Center

What does it mean if I had a dream about my mom who passed 12 years ago waking up from her coma and asking for my dad? I have never had a dreams about her since she has been gone.

I understand how hurricane paths work

I can read

A real man doesn’t grab women by the p***y

In what ways is modern day Russia similar to the USSR? How does it differ from the USSR in terms of culture and politics?

I know there’s no such thing as invisible planes

I understand that you can’t inject bleach or light

I see through liars

What are some good inspirational movies?

I don’t believe there is a fucking “president of the Virgin Islands”

When I go Greenland shopping and Denmark says no I don’t melt down like a fucking WIMP

I know that if I or anyone I know commits a crime we’ll go to the clink

What are the best mattress options for a comfortable night's sleep in Pompano Beach?

It’s uncool to lurk around teenage girls’ dressing rooms

When a reporter declines to join me in the rooftops fantasy I don’t go on stage and gyrate to mock his congenital disability

I don’t buy made-up stories of “thousands and thousands of people dancing on rooftops”

How does an experienced gay/bi guy handle a bi-courius guy on his first time?

EVEN FUCKING MIKE PENCE understands that

I don’t hide in my hotel room while everybody else keeps the appointed time and place because my hair might get wet

I don’t watch or listen to advertising

How would you feel about your husband allowing a mutual friend to see you naked and exposed to show off your pussy?

I don’t pretend not to know who David Dooky is just because he can deliver votes

I don’t buy bullshit

I respect other cultures and don’t respect those who don’t

Has Messi scored against the Buffon?

Fuck that piece of orange shit, fuck his idiocracy, fuck his sexism, fuck his racism, fuck his religionism, fuck his divisionism, fuck his lying, fuck his orange face paint, fuck his worship of Cult of Ignorance, fuck his Cult, fuck his jingoistic horseshit, fuck his manuipulations, fuck his toddler-age WIMPism, fuck his fucked-up values of ME ME ME and did I mention ME, and fuck him personally with a giant razor sharp dildo that’s been preheated to 204.7° F and built to the dimensions of the Washington Monument. Slowly.

I don’t believe the way to respond to a hurricane is to call a press conference to describe it as “wet from the standpoint of water”, to distribute Play Doh, or to stand at a podium throwing rolls of paper towels as if they were bottles of ketchup

Those are a few reasons off the top of my head. How ’bout you?

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I don’t respect a sleazeball who lies about his height just so he can lie about his weight

I know that he didn’t run against “Obamna”

I can count

Have you ever been humiliated in front of a group of girls and enjoyed it?

I understand historical events enough to know there were no airports in the eighteenth century, that Canada didn’t burn the White House half a century before it existed and that World War Two already happened

Let us count the ways. Captain Obvious says:

I have complete contempt for fraudsters, and even less for repeat ones

In your opinion, what is the worst rock band in history and why do you think they gained a large following?

I know the difference between “give me your tired, your poor” and “they’re poisoning our blood”

I know that sounds DO NOT cause cancer.

I know who the president of Turkey really is

How come Jesus died on Friday and rose on Sunday? That's not 3 days and three nights.

If someone works for me, I actually pay them

I have complete contempt for traitorism

I have complete contempt for intentional stupidity

I know the difference between “George Bush” and “Jeb Bush”

I respect women and don’t respect those who don’t

I don’t believe that Saudi Arabia and Russia “will vedoop bedeep uhhhh”

I don’t believe Nazis, Klan klowns and white supremacists chanting “Jews will not replace us” comprise “very fine people”

I’ve never tried to pretend the word would means wouldn’t

I have complete contempt for fakery

I didn’t get out of military service with fucking “bone spurs” that I paid a doctor to write

I don’t call Tim Cook “Tim Apple” and if I do I don’t deny what’s right there on the videotape because I’m too much of a fucking WIMP to handle Reality

I don’t run and hide from a debate like a fucking WIMP just becuase some moderator asked pointed questions

I took the same Oath and took it seriously